The Sack Spiral Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.