The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Love gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.