The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.