The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
77%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.