The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
87%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.