The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
87%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.