The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.