The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Love drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.