The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.