The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.