The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.