The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.