The Bad Snap Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.