The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.