The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Love drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.