The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.
- Love's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.