The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.