The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.