The Pick-Six Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.