The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.