The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.