The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.