The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.