The Sack Spiral Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.