The Overthrow Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.