The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.