The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.