The Bad Snap Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.