The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
78%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.