The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.