The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.