The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.