The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.