The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.