The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.