The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.