The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.