The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.