The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.