The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.