The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.