The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.