The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.