The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Mason goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.