The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
85%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.