The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.