The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.