The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Mason gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.