The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.