The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Coach says Mason is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.